I will chain by the Innervate

In what is perhaps a delayed reaction to all those posts out there spoofing popular music with WoW-related lyrics, I am finally submitting my contribution.

The song Glamorous by Fergie was my guilty pleasure song last fall after I saw one of the drag queens at my staple bar perform to it. I don’t know why, but it has been on my mind lately. That’s actually a flat out lie. I know exactly why it has been on my mind lately, and it has to do with this really hot dancer I met at the bar while this song was playing …

But anyway, I’ll spare you the details of that. Without further ado, I present Innervate, to the tune of Glamorous.

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Are you ready?

If you ain’t got no mana, take your OOM ass home
If you ain’t got no mana, take your OOM ass home

I-N-N-E-R-V-A-T-E, yeah
I-N-N-E-R-V-A-T-E

My healing kicks ass, I know how to fly
Poppin’ Barkskin, saving my life
In the fast lane, I will chain
By the Innervate, ooh, I’m mossy, mossy

The Innervate, the Innervate, Innervate
By the Innervate, ooh, I’m mossy, mossy
The Innervate, the Innervate, Innervate
By the Innervate, ooh, I’m mossy, mossy

Dailies gold and healing rings, all them things don’t mean a thing
Flying mounts with epic speed, AHin’ expensive things
I be playing PVP, rolling with my premade team
Even when we win AB, no need to flex my epeen

I still run through Dire Maul, no tanks, hard as hell
I don’t care, I’m still real, no matter how many bosses I kill
After the raids and after the events I like to go hang out with the Ancients
Sippin’, reminiscin’ on days when I had a Nightsaber, now I

Kick ass, I know how to fly
Poppin’ Barkskin, saving my life
In the fast lane, I will chain
By the Innervate, ooh, I’m mossy, mossy

The Innervate, the Innervate, Innervate
By the Innervate, ooh, I’m mossy, mossy
The Innervate, the Innervate, Innervate
By the Innervate, ooh, I’m mossy, mossy

[spoken part]
I’m talking Mana Oil wishes, Golden Fish Stick dreams
You deserve nothing but all the maxed things
Now this whole world has no clue what to do with us
I’ve got enough potions in the bank for the two of us
Course I gotta keep enough Lotus to support your flask fetish
Lifestyles so rich and famous, Haris Pilton’ll get jealous
Wanna save? Then use the stones
If they dead you heal alone
So if you ain’t got no mana, take your OOM ass home

I-N-N-E-R-V-A-T-E, yeah
I-N-N-E-R-V-A-T-E

My healing kicks ass, I know how to fly
Poppin’ Barkskin, saving my life
In the fast lane, I will chain
By the Innervate, ooh, I’m mossy, mossy

The Innervate, the Innervate, Innervate
By the Innervate, ooh, I’m mossy, mossy
The Innervate, the Innervate, Innervate
By the Innervate, ooh, I’m mossy, mossy

I’ve got mana up to here, I’ve got people in my ear
Telling me I’ve got to keep those four stacks up or else
I’ve got offsets in the bank and I’d really like to thank
My whole guild, I’d like to thank, thank you really now

‘Cause I remember yesterday when I dreamt about the days
When I’d rock in BT, that’d be really dope
Damn, it’s been a long road and Rage Winterchill is cold
I’m glad that Staghelm told me so, he let his droodle know

Yeah, Staghelm told me so
He let his droodle know

Yeah, Staghelm told me so
He let his droodle know